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<td colspan="2"><font size="1" color="#FFFFFF"><b>What does your drink
say about you? 10/08/01 </b></font></td>
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<td> <font size="1">Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify
personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. Here are the results...<br>
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<td colspan="2"><font size="1"><b><font color="#FFFFFF">If women drink:</font></b>
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<p><font size="1"> <b>Drink:</b> Beer. <br>
<b>Personality:</b> Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. <br>
<b>Approach:</b> Challenge her to a game of pool. <br>
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<b>Drink:</b> Blender drinks with umbrella. <br>
<b>Personality :</b> Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
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<b>Approach:</b> Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
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<b>Drink:</b> Mixed drinks - no umbrellas <br>
<b>Personality:</b> Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
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<b>Approach:</b> If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink. <br>
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<b>Drink:</b> Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) <br>
<b>Personality:</b> Conservative and classy, sophisticated. <br>
<b>Approach:</b> Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
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<b>Drink:</b> Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc <br>
<b>Personality:</b> Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated
actually has absolutely no clue. <br>
<b>Approach:</b> Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're
in. <br>
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<b>Drink:</b> Baileys. <br>
<b>Personality:</b> Annoying voice, bit of a tart. <br>
<b>Approach:</b> Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
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<b>Drink:</b> Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.). <br>
<b>Personality:</b> Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and
naked. <br>
<b>Approach:</b> Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
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<td><font size="1"> <b>Cider:</b> He's probably under-aged and wants
to get laid. <br>
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<b>Cheap Domestic Beer:</b> He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
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<b>Premium Local Beer:</b> He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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<b>Bitter:</b> He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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<b>Imported Beer: </b>He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
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<b>Guinness:</b> The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or
another. <br>
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<b>Wine:</b> He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image and help him get laid. <br>
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<b>Vodka or Brandy:</b> Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf.
Desperate to get laid. <br>
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<b>Port:</b> Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants
to get laid. <br>
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<b>Whisky:</b> He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit
anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. <br>
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<b>Jack Daniels:</b> Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows
all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.)to weasel himself
into getting laid. <br>
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<b>Tequila:</b> Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. <br>
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<b>Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc:</b> He's gay (Blatantly).
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Agree? Disagree? <br>
What's your drink of choice?<br>
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